So, Go Away

God is fake.
Money is fake
Your mother
and father,
are fake.
Religion is fake.
Bob Dylan is fake.
John Lennon is fake.
Birhthday cake is fake.
Love is fake.
Kindness is fake.
Don’t give those
with less than you, anything.
Bankers are fake.
Business men are fake.
You are fake, and
I am fake.

bornwithafifi2@gmail​.com

Fifi,

Thanks for leaving a coomment at my Kolumn.
Attached is my poetry book, "They Shot Bob Marley Outside The Dakota.'
I hope that you dig it!

Best,
Mikel

If you must have more K, you can click here,, and buy
K's stunning memoir, "The Delivery Guy," or one of his
fine, fine poetry books. I suggest that you start with,
"They Shot Bob Marley Outside The Dakota."

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You want to live your life
eating sour dough bread.
You want to live your life
making a scene.
You want to live your life
in peace and love, and
that is how it shall be.

--Mikel K

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7ish?and can ben comewe'll bring foodyou like sushi at all?.



Cool.



yeah?.



Yeah. Sounds Good..



u okay with sushi and maybe i bring curry.



yes.



great see you round 7.



LOTS of sushi!!!!.



hahaokay.



See you!!and Ben..



hm forgot ur address again.



878 Vedado Way.



mikel k\we're leaving to pick up sushi now, got caugt up with homework. call you when on the way back?.



That was fun! Thanks for leaving me the sushi....I so love it, as I love you!!.
Today




so today I had sex with a knife handle. we took pictures.



I can't wait to see themWas the knife handle horny?.



sure. ask ben ti bring the camera next timeit was cold and reluctant at first, but warmed up pretty quickgreat shape to that thing. a lot of fun.



I'm actually, almost, at a loss for words.



almost?and i thought i had you..



Are there any knife handle magazines that you could sell them to....maybe be The Knife Handle Girl of The Month.



interestnig thoughti'll send them to xcitement.



Did he place it in your boo boo?.



??in my cunt? yes..


17:38
Did it come out all stinky poo, and yucky?.



no, we didnt try that one.



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Dis-jointed

You want to live your life
as a poet.
You want to live your life
eating sour dough bread.
You want to live your life
making a scene.
You want to live your life
in peace and love, and
that is how it shall be.

--Mikel K...



WH......

No I Don't

I kind of doubt
that your opinions
will ever be mine.
I mean, it could happen
but I don't see it,
no I don't.

So, Go Away

God is fake.
Money is fake
Your mother
and father,
are fake.
Religion is fake.
Bob Dylan is fake.
John Lennon is fake.
Birhthday cake is fake.
Love is fake.
Kindness is fake.
Don't give those
with less than you, anything.
Bankers are fake.
Business men are fake.
You are fake, and
I am fake.

Is it possible for A Serial Killer to recover?

Should we give them a white chip,
a good ole Christian forgiveness
and let them back out into Society?

Not merely an escape mechanism

Not being a man,
carrying a rifle.
Being a man
not carrying a rifle.
Being a woman not
trying to be like a man.
Damn, a woman should
carry a rifle, perhaps.

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Temperatures

It's cold out in the rain.
It is hot inside my brain

Mikel K Poet


Dement.
Prevent.
Element.
Elephant.
Birth.
Girth.
Earth.
First.
Low
blow.
Know.
Toe.
It.
Sit.
Fit.
Tit.
Best.
Test.
Jest.
Mess.

People of Faith

Who has more faith,
the man in the gutter,
or the person in the pew
on Sunday?

Locomotion

Talk about it
But don’t do it.

I'm not even sure who you are.

You could have been the bully who plauged me
when I was a kid.
You could be the girl who danced with me
and then said that I didn't know how to dance.
You could have been my father
telling me that I didn't know how to do anything at all.
You could be God, Government, or The School System
that I came up under,
but one, or some, or all of you
told me that I didn't know how to dance.

--Mikel K

If you don't want to see
Love walk out the door,
you better lean a few things.

Geez

We need jobs
Not some guy
who wants to
take away our condoms.

--K

Kind of. Sort of. Maybe.

I listen to a dead man sing about God.
I listen to a man branded a terrorist sing songs
that I grew up on.
I sip on coffee, and look forward to the day ahead.
The turtle tanks' filter throws water onto water
like Niagra Falls has entered our existence.
The dogs, and cats, are not awake yet.
The turtles meander about their environment
I often marvel how they can live in a 20 gallon tank.
When you think about it, don't most of us live
in a 20 gallon tank?

DON'T WASTE MY TIME.

She Don't Do Me Like That

My eyes didn't blink
when you left me.
I never shed a tear
once you walked out
that door. You can
send me all the information
that you want about
your new love interests.
I;m not going to get jealous
or angry: I got a new woman
now, who don't do me like you did.

She should be waving at me,
but she's winking at the dogs.
I guess I'll have to stop looking
like a slob.

joseph: Just want to tell you, I really like and enjoy your stuff man. Your videos are very real mikel. Thanks man. And never let winston bother you.LOL. Goodnight my friend.

Anthony Timms · Friends with Taber Haislip
i fucking hate faggots they all deserve to burn in hell

Loose Lipe

When you smile,
you smile with everybody.
When I smile,
I smile alone.

Log me in.
Turn me on.

And there were a few other places that I was too drunk then to remember now...

Perfect

You are
perfect in God's eyes.
Perfect.

Maybe you'll find it in The Park

Dissipate, and fade away.
You'll have to pursue Love
another day.

A flower was never such a flower before.

Spending all my free time you,
feeling dizzy, kind of on the edgy.

Your size doesn't matter

You can't not be part of it.
It was here before you
got here, and it will be here
for a long time after you have left.
The more you fight it,
the more you will fit in.

Mikel K

Every time I fall.
Every time I crawl,
I get closer to standing up,
and saying my name.

To The Clock Upon The Wall

You get the hands of time
around the throat,
and you say, "Listen here
Mr. Hands of Time,"
you need to slow down:
"I am getting old, too fast."
And Mr. is really scared;
he'll promise you anything
just to get your hands off
of him, so he does, and you
let go of him. What time is it now?

--Mikel K

Life Is Weird

When I'm on my knees
I'm doing what they told me
that I had to do to talk to God.
When you are on your knees
you're doing what you please
where you please.

Look Out For Me(No More).

I'm a giver, and a taker.
I'm a maker, and a faker.
I've made phone calls
from inside, and outside of jail.
I've been evicted from my home
for the choices that I made.
I've gone fishing without a hook
felt that I had it made.
I've been in love. I've been out of Love.
I've been beaten up. I've lied. I've cheated.
I've hitchhiked up and down the right side
of The USA.
And, here I am, today, alive, and sober.
Man, someone must be looking out for me.

My Kind of Superstars

They were an overnight sensation
a hundred years in the making;
those blisters on their fingers
weren't faking, but they would still
say hello to you, if they saw you out
at the local store, when they wasn't on tour.

Because They Are Greedy

Why does a hot dog cost a hundred dollars
at a ball game, Six Flags, or Disney World?
Why does a visit to The Emergency room
cost you the arm, and a leg, that they just fixed?
Why do car dealerships screw you?
Why is insurance such a scam?
I could go on, and on, but you know what I am talking about

Time goes by so fast.
A single kiss won't last.

I'm a nigger from the block.
Fuck you,
unless you got money for my product.
My product is rock,
and I got the reefer, too.

I ain't got time for this
pickup truck to be broken.
I'm not down with the man
being out of what I am smoking.

Pussy

Sometimes, I'm in it.
Sometimes, I'm looking at it.
sometimes, I think about it
when it is not around.

I'm Coming To Break You

I'm coming to break your heart.
I'm coming to break you in two.
You're going to feel so much pain,
that you won't know what to do.

I'm coming to break your heart.
I'm coming to break you in two.
I'm coming to take my roses back.
You can no longer ride in my cadillac.

Here goes you crying.
Here goes me with a smile.
I'm coming to break your heart.
I'm coming to break you in two.

I'm coming to break your heart.
I'm coming to break your heart.

Ying Yang

He didn't like white people,
but they bought all of his albums.

My Greatest Love

I love chocolate
more than I love my love.
I love chocolate
more than money.
I love chocolate
more than hot sex.
I love chocolate
more than cars, and houses.
I am a chocolate addict,
and I'm not headed to
any sort of a meeting anytime soon.

I don't know what wrong I have done

They are building a fence
around the house next door.

The coffee is hot
the cats dogs and turtles
are not yearning for a thing.

But You Are Gone

Pictures of you,
and your songs remain.

I have broken from the past
and now I breakfast with new folks.

It's good to stay young at heart

Such enthusiams is to be commended
that is why I said that you are like a little girl
for expressing joy in the way that you did
about the sky changing from cloudy to clear.

I think that they are through

You better stay out of my day.
You better stay out of my week.
You better stay out of my year.
You better stay out of my life,
or I'll call someone, who will
take you to jail if you don't go away.
Go away.
Go away.
Go away

I have run out of cologne

I've thought of you often
and I have bought bacon
from the store wishing
that the pig didn't have
to die for me to feel so
friendly, so often, to everyone;
and, yet, so lonely most of the time.

Might be a price to pay

If your phone rang,
and it was The Big Time
could you stand The Competition?

That's it; it's over for another day.

You don't buy flowers for a hooker

Do you find prostitutes attracive, and alluring?
Want to sleep with one?
Well, it's like anything else in this life, pal.
you have to pay.

Nothing is going on.

Things are much the same
as they were an hour ago.
Things are exactly the same
as they were a minute a go.

Silence is not always golden

There were all those times
when I could have talked to you
but I didn't, and my thought
here, today, is that I hope
that you don't die soon
leaving me with the regret
that we should have talked
more.

Looking straight ahead from now on

From birth to almost yesterday
I have looked over my shoulder.

How Boring(to say The Least)

The News," is the same
wherever I go. They all
tell the same stories.

Breaking up isn't all that hard to do

Things like
money
and women
sometimes
cause
the band
not to play.

Who can stay mad at Morrison?

I am told that the dog did not mean to piss on the carpet.
This does not mean that I don't have to get down on my
hands, and knees, to soak up the piss. The dog who might
have done it now has his nose on my knee, as I type.

You could have kissed A Queen

When the clowns have all gone to bed,
and the foxes have run back to the forest,
there is a freedom in the air that doesn't
normally exist.

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Did she make you beat off?

Did you see her?
She was in Playboy.
She showed all that
the magazine would allow.
Another magazine
would have showed more,
but she wasn't
in another magazine.

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Death might just be the beginning

If you die, and you stay in the spot where you die, forever,
you will not look as good as you would in a vase up on somebody's shelf.

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By A Lake

Tell that duck to shut up
I think to myself, and then
I remember that I am here
to enjoy nature.

"The Delivery Guy" is a revolutionary piece of literature that brings us back around to the heart, the family and what is important.--Just Jpan


"The Delivery Guy" is one of the most provoking books that I have ever read. Turning its pages, as fast as I could, I was affected emotionally, and cereberally, by the intensity of both Mikel K, and of the language that he used in the book.. As we follow Mikel K on the weird, and angry, journey of his early sobriety, it is a brilliant experience to be exposed to the very unique insights that only K can offer: thoughts that will make you sneer, thoughts that will make you burst out in laughter.


"The Delivery Guy," is how a book that will make you both laugh, and cry. It is nice to be touched by a book in such extreme manners. Many books make me feel nothing.


This is a book that, on the surface, seems to be about Mikel K, but as we read it, we find that the book has a connection to all of us. It can, and does, relate to current societal issues; it can and does relate to what most of us are going through in our daily lives. The massive feelings of both gratitude, and hopelessness that K relates to us, one day at a time, and his understanding of the struggles of survival that the working man goes through are amazing to follow..


You will never look the same way at the guy who delivers your pizza, again; trust me!


"The Delivery Guy," is a story of a man ruthlessly pursuing his art, his ambition to "be" a poet, his dreams, while making sure that his kids have a ride to school, and plenty of pizza to eat. Reading the book is somewhat like riding a rollercoaster. There are wild ups, and wild downs. At the end you will say, "Wow."



Excerpt from, "The Delivery Guy,: by Mikel K

Thoughts lead to actions.
Garbage in garbage out.
You know,

I have heard these little fucking sayings all my life, but I don’t think that I have ever truly listened to them. I don’t think that it has ever truly sunk into my fat head, my thick, thick skull what these sayings mean. Will I ever be able to listen? Will I ever be able to learn from the experience, strength and hope of others? It is said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. If so, then I am certifiable crazy.

You could have kissed A Queen

When the clowns have all gone to bed,
and the foxes have run back to the forest,
there is a freedom in the air that doesn't
normally exist.

Did she make you beat off?

Did you see her"
She was in Playboy.
She showed all that
the magazine would allow.
Another magazine
would have showed more,
but she wasn't
in another magazine.

Death might just be the beginning

If you die, and you stay in the spot where you die, forever,
you will not look as good as you would in a vase up on somebody's shelf.

Swallow a handfull of pills at night.
Swallow a handful of pills in the morning,
and hope that you live forever.

By A Lake

Tell that duck to shut up
I think to myself, and then
I remember that I am here
to enjoy nature.

At The Lodge

The jacuzzi was
heart shaped,
and red.
It seemed to
invite orgasm.

Stay Away

If someone seems bitchy
it is no surprise when
they eventually are mean to you.

Can You Do It?

I guess that's the feeling that I am chasing,
to feel good all the time, but is that possible.

Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The trouble-makers. The round heads in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules, and they have no respect for the status-quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify, or vilify them. But the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do."
— Jack Kerouac

The fragile global economy.

The planet hungry,
like many of her inhagitants.

Yes, I have things to remember,
and, yes, I have things to forget.

Have you see Punxsutawney Phil?

She gives me a sloppy wet kiss
to start my day.

Rehab keeps me from doing time

I threw some Mad Dog
onto my anger, now I'm in jail,
and I ain't no stranger in here,
I know how things work; going to
eat a green bologna sandwich
in the morning, on the way to see the judge;
no grudge but I hope that
I don't get that white red neck judge again.
He don't think that I need rehab, he thinks
I need some serious time in jail,
to break me from the medications
that I been self-medicating with.

Money is not as important as our Love

Screw having a place to live
when it comes to love. We'll
live at The Homeless Shelter,
if we have to, if that is
what it takes to make love.

And I Can't Lie

My heart desires
what my heart desires.

I haven't been able to see

I've got a room with a view
I don't know what to do.
.

I forgot to put sweetener in my coffee
this morning is a beautiful day so far
very dark outside it is because I am up early.

The Price You Pay

When you smoke
the lighter is
going to burn you
every once in awhile.